[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
(Source: louistomlinslon)
if I had a dollar for every time I was more fabulous than you
(Source: seeaann)
